You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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