$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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