Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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