He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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