when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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