where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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