Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
