People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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