Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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