He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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