Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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