You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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