i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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