this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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