and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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