What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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