I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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