I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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