I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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