i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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