I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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