I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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