I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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