Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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