So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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