It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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