You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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