My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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