i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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