Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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