You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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