you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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