No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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