I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
