i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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