you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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