Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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