I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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