Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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