Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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