Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We need to get me chipped asap
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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