Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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