Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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