Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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