We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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