absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
ok first of all what the fuck
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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