people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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