your thong is hanging out like whoa
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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