So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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