idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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