Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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