theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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